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Prehistoric Holiday Gift Guide

If you have a discerning nerd in your life, we are looking out for you this holiday season! We have highlighted some of our best merchandise here so you can find that perfect gift for your loved one, or for yourself.

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Sweatshirts

Holiday Cephalopods Sweatshirt
Holiday Cephalopods Sweatshirt
Holiday Cephalopods Sweatshirt
Holiday Cephalopods Sweatshirt
Holiday Cephalopods Sweatshirt
Holiday Cephalopods Sweatshirt
Holiday Cephalopods Sweatshirt
Holiday Cephalopods Sweatshirt
Holiday Cephalopods Sweatshirt
Holiday Cephalopods Sweatshirt

Holiday Cephalopods Sweatshirt

$77.00
Prehistoric Plant Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt
Prehistoric Plant Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt
Prehistoric Plant Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt
Prehistoric Plant Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt
Prehistoric Plant Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt
Prehistoric Plant Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt
Prehistoric Plant Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt
Prehistoric Plant Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt
Prehistoric Plant Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt
Prehistoric Plant Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt
Prehistoric Plant Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt
Prehistoric Plant Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt
Prehistoric Plant Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt
Prehistoric Plant Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt
Prehistoric Plant Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt
Prehistoric Plant Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt
Prehistoric Plant Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt
Prehistoric Plant Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt
Prehistoric Plant Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt
Prehistoric Plant Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt

Prehistoric Plant Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt

$77.00
Prehistoric Marine Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt
Prehistoric Marine Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt
Prehistoric Marine Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt
Prehistoric Marine Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt
Prehistoric Marine Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt
Prehistoric Marine Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt
Prehistoric Marine Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt
Prehistoric Marine Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt
Prehistoric Marine Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt
Prehistoric Marine Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt

Prehistoric Marine Life Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt

$77.00
Ho Ho Holocene unisex crewneck sweatshirt
Ho Ho Holocene unisex crewneck sweatshirt
Ho Ho Holocene unisex crewneck sweatshirt
Ho Ho Holocene unisex crewneck sweatshirt
Ho Ho Holocene unisex crewneck sweatshirt
Ho Ho Holocene unisex crewneck sweatshirt
Ho Ho Holocene unisex crewneck sweatshirt
Ho Ho Holocene unisex crewneck sweatshirt
Ho Ho Holocene unisex crewneck sweatshirt
Ho Ho Holocene unisex crewneck sweatshirt
Ho Ho Holocene unisex crewneck sweatshirt
Ho Ho Holocene unisex crewneck sweatshirt

Ho Ho Holocene unisex crewneck sweatshirt

$27.20

Holiday Themed

Cephalopods Christmas stocking
Cephalopods Christmas stocking
Cephalopods Christmas stocking
Cephalopods Christmas stocking
Cephalopods Christmas stocking
Cephalopods Christmas stocking
Cephalopods Christmas stocking
Cephalopods Christmas stocking

Cephalopods Christmas stocking

$24.99
Ho Ho Holocene Christmas stocking
Ho Ho Holocene Christmas stocking
Ho Ho Holocene Christmas stocking
Ho Ho Holocene Christmas stocking
Ho Ho Holocene Christmas stocking
Ho Ho Holocene Christmas stocking
Ho Ho Holocene Christmas stocking
Ho Ho Holocene Christmas stocking

Ho Ho Holocene Christmas stocking

$24.59
Ice Age Megafauna Christmas stocking
Ice Age Megafauna Christmas stocking
Ice Age Megafauna Christmas stocking
Ice Age Megafauna Christmas stocking
Ice Age Megafauna Christmas stocking
Ice Age Megafauna Christmas stocking
Ice Age Megafauna Christmas stocking
Ice Age Megafauna Christmas stocking
Ice Age Megafauna Christmas stocking
Ice Age Megafauna Christmas stocking

Ice Age Megafauna Christmas stocking

$24.59
Sea Lily Snowflakes wrapping paper
Sea Lily Snowflakes wrapping paper
Sea Lily Snowflakes wrapping paper
Sea Lily Snowflakes wrapping paper

Sea Lily Snowflakes wrapping paper

$9.99

Greeting Cards

Prehistoric Decorations

It's that time of the year, to fill your house with prehistoric holiday cheer! We have dozens of holiday decorations and greeting cards to choose from.

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Paleo Critters

Not Dinosaurs Poster
Not Dinosaurs Poster
Not Dinosaurs Poster
Not Dinosaurs Poster

Not Dinosaurs Poster

$23.00
Dimorphodon t-shirt
Dimorphodon t-shirt
Dimorphodon t-shirt
Dimorphodon t-shirt
Dimorphodon t-shirt
Dimorphodon t-shirt
Dimorphodon t-shirt
Dimorphodon t-shirt
Dimorphodon t-shirt
Dimorphodon t-shirt
Dimorphodon t-shirt
Dimorphodon t-shirt
Dimorphodon t-shirt
Dimorphodon t-shirt

Dimorphodon t-shirt

$26.00
Pteranodon t-shirt
Pteranodon t-shirt
Pteranodon t-shirt
Pteranodon t-shirt
Pteranodon t-shirt
Pteranodon t-shirt
Pteranodon t-shirt
Pteranodon t-shirt
Pteranodon t-shirt
Pteranodon t-shirt
Pteranodon t-shirt
Pteranodon t-shirt
Pteranodon t-shirt
Pteranodon t-shirt

Pteranodon t-shirt

$27.50
Dimetrodon t-shirt
Dimetrodon t-shirt
Dimetrodon t-shirt
Dimetrodon t-shirt
Dimetrodon t-shirt
Dimetrodon t-shirt
Dimetrodon t-shirt
Dimetrodon t-shirt
Dimetrodon t-shirt
Dimetrodon t-shirt
Dimetrodon t-shirt
Dimetrodon t-shirt
Dimetrodon t-shirt
Dimetrodon t-shirt

Dimetrodon t-shirt

$26.90

I Left My Heart In...

I Left My Heart in the Cambrian stickers
I Left My Heart in the Cambrian stickers

I Left My Heart in the Cambrian stickers

$2.99
I Left My Heart in the Ordovician stickers
I Left My Heart in the Ordovician stickers

I Left My Heart in the Ordovician stickers

$12.29
I Left My Heart in the Silurian stickers
I Left My Heart in the Silurian stickers

I Left My Heart in the Silurian stickers

$12.29
I Left My Heart in the Devonian stickers
I Left My Heart in the Devonian stickers

I Left My Heart in the Devonian stickers

$12.29

Paleo Graphic Design

Evolve unisex t-shirt
Evolve unisex t-shirt
Evolve unisex t-shirt
Evolve unisex t-shirt
Evolve unisex t-shirt
Evolve unisex t-shirt
Evolve unisex t-shirt
Evolve unisex t-shirt
Evolve unisex t-shirt
Evolve unisex t-shirt
Evolve unisex t-shirt
Evolve unisex t-shirt

Evolve unisex t-shirt

$26.00
Evolve women's t-shirt
Evolve women's t-shirt
Evolve women's t-shirt
Evolve women's t-shirt
Evolve women's t-shirt
Evolve women's t-shirt
Evolve women's t-shirt
Evolve women's t-shirt
Evolve women's t-shirt
Evolve women's t-shirt
Evolve women's t-shirt
Evolve women's t-shirt
Evolve women's t-shirt
Evolve women's t-shirt

Evolve women's t-shirt

$31.00
This is How I Roll Trilobite Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
This is How I Roll Trilobite Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
This is How I Roll Trilobite Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
This is How I Roll Trilobite Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
This is How I Roll Trilobite Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
This is How I Roll Trilobite Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
This is How I Roll Trilobite Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
This is How I Roll Trilobite Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
This is How I Roll Trilobite Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
This is How I Roll Trilobite Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

This is How I Roll Trilobite Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

$29.00
Dilophosaurus Neon Dinosaur unisex t-shirt
Dilophosaurus Neon Dinosaur unisex t-shirt
Dilophosaurus Neon Dinosaur unisex t-shirt
Dilophosaurus Neon Dinosaur unisex t-shirt
Dilophosaurus Neon Dinosaur unisex t-shirt
Dilophosaurus Neon Dinosaur unisex t-shirt
Dilophosaurus Neon Dinosaur unisex t-shirt
Dilophosaurus Neon Dinosaur unisex t-shirt
Dilophosaurus Neon Dinosaur unisex t-shirt
Dilophosaurus Neon Dinosaur unisex t-shirt

Dilophosaurus Neon Dinosaur unisex t-shirt

$27.50

Ask Me About

Ask Me About Paleontology unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Paleontology unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Paleontology unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Paleontology unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Paleontology unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Paleontology unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Paleontology unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Paleontology unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Paleontology unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Paleontology unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Paleontology unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Paleontology unisex t-shirt

Ask Me About Paleontology unisex t-shirt

$21.02
Ask Me About Bird Evolution unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Bird Evolution unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Bird Evolution unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Bird Evolution unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Bird Evolution unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Bird Evolution unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Bird Evolution unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Bird Evolution unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Bird Evolution unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Bird Evolution unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Bird Evolution unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Bird Evolution unisex t-shirt

Ask Me About Bird Evolution unisex t-shirt

$21.32
Ask Me About Feathered Dinosaurs unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Feathered Dinosaurs unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Feathered Dinosaurs unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Feathered Dinosaurs unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Feathered Dinosaurs unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Feathered Dinosaurs unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Feathered Dinosaurs unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Feathered Dinosaurs unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Feathered Dinosaurs unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Feathered Dinosaurs unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Feathered Dinosaurs unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Feathered Dinosaurs unisex t-shirt

Ask Me About Feathered Dinosaurs unisex t-shirt

$21.32
Ask Me About Pterosaurs unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Pterosaurs unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Pterosaurs unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Pterosaurs unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Pterosaurs unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Pterosaurs unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Pterosaurs unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Pterosaurs unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Pterosaurs unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Pterosaurs unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Pterosaurs unisex t-shirt
Ask Me About Pterosaurs unisex t-shirt

Ask Me About Pterosaurs unisex t-shirt

$21.02

Paleo Fanciers

LGBTQ+

Stegosaurus Dinosaur Gay Pride Flag tank top
Stegosaurus Dinosaur Gay Pride Flag tank top
Stegosaurus Dinosaur Gay Pride Flag tank top
Stegosaurus Dinosaur Gay Pride Flag tank top
Stegosaurus Dinosaur Gay Pride Flag tank top
Stegosaurus Dinosaur Gay Pride Flag tank top
Stegosaurus Dinosaur Gay Pride Flag tank top
Stegosaurus Dinosaur Gay Pride Flag tank top

Stegosaurus Dinosaur Gay Pride Flag tank top

$29.99
Diplodocus Dinosaur Lesbian Pride Flag mug
Diplodocus Dinosaur Lesbian Pride Flag mug
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Diplodocus Dinosaur Lesbian Pride Flag mug
Diplodocus Dinosaur Lesbian Pride Flag mug
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Diplodocus Dinosaur Lesbian Pride Flag mug

$9.99